tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36453372738007213222011-07-07T22:44:32.262-07:00marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.comBlogger221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-67867976912178089562010-06-25T07:37:00.000-07:002010-06-25T07:38:52.120-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/TCS_PMvB07I/AAAAAAAAAC0/9G1gMaepPeE/s1600/sexy_girl_handcuffed-12572.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/TCS_PMvB07I/AAAAAAAAAC0/9G1gMaepPeE/s320/sexy_girl_handcuffed-12572.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5486720513881527218" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-6786797691217808956?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-57666311048825230332010-06-18T16:58:00.000-07:002010-06-18T17:03:01.991-07:00<div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-5766631104882523033?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-84561077811459927642010-03-27T17:36:00.000-07:002010-03-27T18:11:56.755-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/S66pmVqg7yI/AAAAAAAAACM/AgRi9rsHEwE/s1600/174225937v2_225x225_Front_padToSquare-true.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/S66pmVqg7yI/AAAAAAAAACM/AgRi9rsHEwE/s320/174225937v2_225x225_Front_padToSquare-true.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453482674907836194" /></a><br />b2V is <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">jus</span> around the corner...i guess u would never feel more safer in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">vegas</span> during this event!!<div><br /></div><div>and with that said...its when the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">hoochies come out and </span> strut their scantily clad cheap outfits, not to mention their boobs hanging out, literally! yuck!! <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">lmfaO</span></div><div><br /></div><div>just think about it?? i wouldn't mind seeing them if they were actually hot and sexy!! cops well, the male cops...call themselves "skillful observers" but do they really wanna see these #@!! </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-8456107781145992764?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-36394528670026456142010-03-17T22:59:00.000-07:002010-03-17T23:12:12.970-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/S6HCGyA9s6I/AAAAAAAAACE/HTS7fBz-MXM/s1600-h/cop-car.jpg"><img style="text-align: left;float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 126px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/S6HCGyA9s6I/AAAAAAAAACE/HTS7fBz-MXM/s320/cop-car.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449850445855830946" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">jus think leaning over this baby?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-3639452867002645614?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-16708161237273461842010-01-20T22:29:00.000-08:002010-01-20T22:36:20.622-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/S1f0-Uet5eI/AAAAAAAAABc/R_OQZ68AgOM/s1600-h/19496223_125x125.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 99px; height: 125px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/S1f0-Uet5eI/AAAAAAAAABc/R_OQZ68AgOM/s320/19496223_125x125.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429077227305035234" /></a><br /><div>lmaO...how many can say this is true?? wifee's?? </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-1670816123727346184?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-71545866573554511372009-11-22T19:01:00.000-08:002009-11-22T19:25:19.542-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/SwoAlyFOFPI/AAAAAAAAABU/acuIacAg0-0/s1600/jitcrunch.aspx.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 274px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/SwoAlyFOFPI/AAAAAAAAABU/acuIacAg0-0/s320/jitcrunch.aspx.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407134951710528754" /></a><br />the white hybrid chippies...u know who im talking about??<div><br /></div><div>yes, u sneaky fuckers who sneak up behind us on the freeways!!</div><div><br /></div><div>as i was driving bout 80-85mph on the 605 today...all of a sudden "out of nowhere" i see a white hybrid pulling the car behind me over!! well i must admit i was saying to myself "better them than me"...lol!! and at the same time coming up with excuses in my head to justify why i was driving over the speed limit. lmaO</div><div><br /></div><div>all i have to say is...aren't u guys supposed to pull over the big rigs and not vehicles??</div><div><br /></div><div>omG im married to a cop and still don't have the skill to spot cops way b4 they all of a sudden appear on your rear view mirror! lmaO</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-7154586657355451137?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-59628693197375322032009-10-05T22:19:00.001-07:002009-10-05T22:24:28.707-07:00since halloween is coming up...i was thinking of dressing up as a sexy cop!<div><br /></div><div>so i have been costume hunting and it seems as though it is one of the popular costumes for women...as a matter of fact, sold out at one place!</div><div><br /></div><div>can u believe? people always talk shit about cops...saying that they are assholes etc.</div><div>wtF?? and those same people wanna dress up as one??</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-5962869319737532203?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-16976709005401789032009-10-05T22:16:00.000-07:002009-10-05T22:19:01.950-07:00cops say...there is more crime!<div><br /></div><div>wtf...if this is true this should trigger more action in the sack, don't u think wifee's??<br /><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-1697670900540178903?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-89618352719424905012009-09-17T11:29:00.000-07:002009-09-17T11:31:24.814-07:00have u ever heard ur hubby and  their partners saying...<div><br /></div><div> "you can trust your partner with your life but not with your wife!"</div><div><br /></div><div>lol...i thought this was pretty funny!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-8961835271942490501?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-31182674799226540962009-09-10T13:08:00.001-07:002009-09-10T13:08:57.391-07:00cops love a big bust!!<div><br /></div><div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-3118267479922654096?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-79818546712400070452009-09-05T18:19:00.000-07:002009-09-05T18:42:07.345-07:00omg...i'm sick of this fuckin smoke that i am inhaling into my lil lungs!!<div><br /></div><div>this is not good!! so they say firefighters are hero's and always the good guys...NOT!!</div><div><br /></div><div>listen world...these so cal fires have been burning and polluting our air for several of days!!</div><div>what happen to our hero's fighting the fires???  and guess who they call for assistance...the local police!! thats right!!!  "city-wide tactical alert!!" the cops are the true hero's here! making sure shit doesn't hit the fan and making sure the people are safe and sound=D </div><div><br /></div><div>so...get to work, so called good guy's &amp; hero's because you're not lookin to good in this smoggy mess!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-7981854671240007045?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-24981662066227939522009-09-04T14:55:00.000-07:002009-09-04T15:04:36.161-07:00is this just an excuse or what??<div><br /></div><div>they (hubby) call themselves the skilled/trained observer??</div><div><br /></div><div>yeah right...shit it is so fuckin obvious that their eyes are clearly looking up and down that hot chick that just passed by in front of you!</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-2498166206622793952?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-86860117663694506522009-08-29T20:25:00.000-07:002009-08-29T20:30:57.351-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/SpnyZ90fbaI/AAAAAAAAABM/GmfSi-AvFpM/s1600-h/11237313_125x125.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 125px; height: 91px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/SpnyZ90fbaI/AAAAAAAAABM/GmfSi-AvFpM/s320/11237313_125x125.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375594158148775330" /></a><br />be safe at night...sleep with a cop!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-8686011766369450652?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-41419092874963156102009-08-29T20:11:00.000-07:002009-08-29T20:20:04.928-07:00what's with cops and their crew or military hair cut...<div>their black plastic digital watches...</div><div>and their oakley sunglasses...?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-4141909287496315610?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-43036005908546432492009-08-29T20:01:00.000-07:002009-08-29T20:09:31.425-07:001.) yes, that is a gun in his pocket!<div>2.)refers to his dick as the "breathalyzer"</div><div>3.)handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.</div><div>4.)stops you when your fucking to ask if you know how fast you were going.</div><div>5.)has a desire to see you in a kevlar nightie.</div><div>6.)refers to the bedroom as "the pokey."</div><div>7.)calls his farts the "silent alarm."</div><div>8.)lots of references to the "old night stick."</div><div>9.)never hear him say, "oh shit, not donuts again!"</div><div>10.)when arguments starts, he calls for backup.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-4303600590854643249?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-56306233224907630092009-08-29T19:32:00.000-07:002009-08-29T19:39:55.449-07:00<div>"don't fuck with me...i'm a cop's wife!!"</div><div><br /></div>does this ever run through your mind when you are confronted with a person that pisses you off?<div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-5630623322490763009?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-3416357299729119072009-08-28T11:40:00.000-07:002009-08-28T12:13:50.539-07:00does absentee hubby/wifee lead to chronic masterbation? <div><br /></div><div>fuck!! those long hours waiting for your man/woman in uniform to come home to give us hot passionate sex (don't forget the foreplay boys)...turns into days, weeks, and for you unfortunate ones...months!! =X</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-341635729972911907?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-72218454487304081412009-08-28T11:25:00.000-07:002009-08-28T11:40:49.945-07:00lock me up and throw away the key...omg they weren't fucking around when they said this!! we cop wives are in for it...till death do us part!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-7221845448730408141?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-72588158403220194222009-08-28T10:55:00.000-07:002009-08-29T17:33:21.805-07:00did you ever get away not getting a ticket?? i sure did...fuckin hilarious!! one time i was walking to my car and i noticed an obese parking officer writing me up. i said to myself, "o shit! ok think fast...what do i do??" then i said, with a sweet and flirtacious voice "excuse me sir, would you be able to give me a courtesy since my husband is a police officer?"  he gave a glance at me, smiled and tore the parking ticket in half!! not even one word came out of his mustache mouth!! lmaO...it was that easy!!   <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-7258815840322019422?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-82587809127673507322009-08-27T12:36:00.000-07:002009-08-27T14:03:14.843-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/Spb0ivtmo5I/AAAAAAAAAAw/WX9NV5RGLNw/s1600-h/badass.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/Spb0ivtmo5I/AAAAAAAAAAw/WX9NV5RGLNw/s320/badass.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374752083073737618" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">what do u call someone who not only fuckin ignores the flashing lights of a cop on her tail, but thrusts her arm out the window and flips him off?</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">a. a hardened criminal</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">b. a drunk driver <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">c. a crazy person</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:verdana;">d. a cops wife</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-8258780912767350732?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-38103860803514303732009-08-27T11:20:00.000-07:002009-08-27T11:22:36.495-07:00its so fukin hot i need ac...<div><br /></div><div>so have u ever thought of cheating on ur hubby/wifee??</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-3810386080351430373?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3645337273800721322.post-64627333255410717882009-08-27T11:08:00.002-07:002009-08-28T11:57:09.436-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/Spb2GueJZfI/AAAAAAAAABA/tmvtoKM4IaU/s1600-h/copwife.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 279px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NrX0-9n6dqk/Spb2GueJZfI/AAAAAAAAABA/tmvtoKM4IaU/s320/copwife.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374753800727389682" /></a><br />i'm married to a cop and i've become bitchy.<div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3645337273800721322-6462733325541071788?l=marriedtoacop.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>marriedtoacophttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06502184221667083022noreply@blogger.com0